Tiffany McHugh

Read this to see what your first date drink says about you.

Ugh. Look at so-and-so over there. He’s so into himself. That shirt is so ugly, and his hair is like, way too nicely cut. I hate his piercing blue eyes too. I hate him. But I would totally have sex with him. Sound familiar?

This is a wake-up call!

It may no longer be scaring-season now that Halloween’s over and Christmas is in full swing, but we figured it was only fair to give the guys a rebuttal from “The 13 Scariest Things We’ve Seen In His Bedroom,” where…