The 7 Days Of Instagram
1. Monday: #mcm (#mancrushmonday)
Glorious, glorious Mondays. That feeling when you hit snooze five times, roll out of bed, check your phone, and see all your friends post their obnoxious #mcm. But for us single ladies (shoutout to Queen B), we’re in luck. We can just post a collage of our ten favorite aesthetically-pleasing guy celebrities. I’ll even start it for you: Ryan Gosling, Taylor Lautner, Matthew McConaughey….
2. Tuesday: #transformationtuesday
Before and after. Ta-da! But we all know that we’re much cuter when we were babies. I mean, who can resist those chubby cheeks? Darn it, I guess we have to grow up one of these days. Sorry, but Peter Pan only exists in movies. #realitystrikes
3. Wednesday: #wcw (womancrushwednesday)
If you don’t have an SO, might as well post a pic of your favorite girl crush. But if it just so happened that your birthday was this past week, why not post a picture of yourself? Admit it; you can’t stop looking at yourself in the mirror. We all are secretly practicing our selfies (but we’ll get to that later in the week).
4. Thursday: #throwbackthursday
For those of you who had a panic attack after realizing you didn’t post your #transformationtuesday photos, here’s another day to reflect on the good ol’ days. Even if you did remember to post a pic, it doesn’t hurt to post another one. That Winnie the Pooh costume of yours was totes adorbz!
5. Friday: #flashbackfriday
Oh, the agony. You STILL have more cutesy old photos of yourself?! Go ahead, post to your heart’s content. Last chance of the week! No buybacks, refunds, returns, or exchanges. #thanksbutnothanks
6. Saturday: #saturdayshenanigans
Basically a day dedicated to doing everything (or nothing) at the moment. That indie concert you wanted to see? Check. Whippin’ up a new banana cream pie? Check. Flying out of the sky on a jetpack while eating a hot dog and wearing your favorite tie-dye onesie? Check. (I don’t recommend the last one; the ketchup will smear all over your tie-dye onesie.)
7. Sunday: #selfiesunday
The day we’ve all been waiting for — having that perfect face of yours on display for all your friends to see. Maybe add some duck lips and the side head tilt. Don’t even DARE to forget the fancy hashtags — #nofilter and #nomakeup (even though we all know you’re wearing some makeup). Kim Kardashian and Dorothy Wang would approve, wouldn’t you agree?