19 Times Blair Waldorf Absolutely Bitch Slapped You With The Cold Hard Truth

Gossip Girl might be over years ago, but Blair Waldorf is remained in our hearts, or at least in mine and in my Netflix queues, forever. And here’s why.

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“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”

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She’s right. We can’t force people to like us, let alone love us. And we definitely don’t live to please others. You have to demand respect from others.

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“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.”

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How many times you have complained that things don’t happen as you want? Have you contributed to anything you desire? Because definitely we can’t depend our lives on anything or anyone, even destiny. If you want to get something done, get your ass off and do something about it.

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“Oh, my life is so bountiful. I don’t need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled.”

Yup! We don’t need anyone validation to feel complete or fulfilled. We, ourselves, are enough. Life, with us in it, is more than enough.

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“Once men have tasted caviar. It baffles me how they settle for catfish.”

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Don’t wrack your brain by trying to understand why men downgrade after being with you. Just laugh at them and move on. You deserve better. You’ll be with someone better.

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“Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want, and I’m gonna get it.”

You go girl!

6.

“What I want, is to become a powerful woman.”

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It’s important to know your goal and not afraid to say it out loud.

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“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”

It’s even more important to know your worth. That’s right, baby. It’s all or nothing.

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“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”

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If you say going shopping doesn’t put a smile on your face, you’re a liar, and I hope on one of these good days, you get your ass kicked.

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“Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, a lot of
Mimosas.”

There’s nothing that alcohol couldn’t fix.

10.

“We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs.”

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Don’t let the world see you down. You are Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly is you.

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“Once again the world has proven anything you can do, I can do better.”

What can I say, we were born to be great.

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“Prostitutes are people too, and they have a lot of disposable income!”

Don’t judge people based on what they do for a living. Not even prostitutes.

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“Sleep is for the weak.”

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In the job line like this, sleep when you’re dead.

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“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”

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Sometimes the things coming out off people’s mouth make us want to shoot ourselves.

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“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible. Or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversations. The great lovers are the crazy ones.”

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If you love someone, show them, love them and don’t give up until you give them all you’ve got.

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“If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.”
Always surprise people by proving them wrong.

17.

“When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots.”

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Sometimes the truth hurts and just doesn’t go in our favor.

18.

“It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their souls. That was before people had cell phones.”
Exactly. People are never what they say they are. If you want to get to know someone, steal their phones.

19.

“I’m the best of the best. I’m Blair Waldorf.”

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Say it until you mean it, “I’m the best of the best. I’m [insert your name here].” TC mark

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