The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.
When my four year old found a pair of scissors at Kindergarten and cut the school phone line.
My whole family modeled back in the 80s. Somehow my dad ended up in a brochure for some born again church that said he was a sinner and adulterer until he found Jesus.
Throwing a random persay in a sentence. (It’s spelled per se, and you probably don’t know what it means if you can’t spell it properly.)
The Fault in Our Stars. The prose is distracting with its inconsistent tone, the plot has been done to death, and I couldn’t find it in me to like or sympathize with the main characters no matter how hard I tried.
The rate of my heart began to ease when I watched Nadia open up the door which read INSIDE REALITY ENTERTAINMENT and usher me into the white hallway which smelled like fresh linen Febreze.
When you are following your GPS and accidentally take a wrong turn in an unfamiliar city and your GPS doesn’t update right away so you keep going the wrong way.
In modern relationships the opposite sex can feel like the enemy.
Weenus – the loose skin covering the outside of the elbow joint.
One less person to please. One less person to disappoint. One less person to make my heart ache.