A lot of us don’t always understand sarcasm. Please don’t act like I’m a massive moron if a sarcastic comment you made flew over my head.
Sometimes there’s no right choice, sometimes the outcome will be bad no matter what you choose to do, but you still have to choose.
I had the mask on her face and I said “nice big breaths” as I pushed propofol. Right before she went out she said, “Thanks, I just had them done.”
Don’t explain the plots of books, movies or dreams in anything longer than three sentences.
Not being able to comfortably kiss someone who is shorter than me.
Khloe Kardashian is OJ Simpson’s daughter.
Download Alarmy app. You have to solve math problems to turn it off.
Don’t act when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.
Grew my hair long because she asked me to. She stopped going out with me. I kept growing it, and wasn’t successful with women until I got it cut.
As soon as you meet them say some crap like: “I’m just letting you know right now, I’m brutally honest. Like no offense but I’m just brutally honest.”