Clefairy was going to be the mascot for Pokemon before they decided on Pikachu.
A grown out set of nice salon nails that are just a smidge past when they should have been filled in or redone.
Didn’t get asked out on a second date in college because my “FP” was too high. FP = fat potential.
His body was almost mummified because of the lack of sun, air and moisture. I can’t imagine what the smell was like.
Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.
Sybil Ludington. Homegirl rode twice the distance of Paul Revere to warn nearby towns of the British attack. She was 16 years old.
Woke up in a hospital with 52 stitches in my head.
If she’s complaining, or venting, it’s not always because she wants advice or a solution. Sometimes all that’s needed is to vent. So, in those situations, just let her vent.
Jeffrey Dahmer… towards the end right before he got caught, had so many bodies in his apartment that he ran out of room and stored one victim in his bathtub. He proceeded to shower over him everyday for a month!
A guy changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “engaged”. When his girlfriend called him to ask about it he responded: “Well, what do you say?”