4. School security found the knife she brought to kill me with. She was in police custody before she got the chance.
5. Random dude shot me in the chest because he thought I was my drug dealer neighbor. My neighbor was 6’3 and black. I’m 5’11 and white.
Jokes on him, all he got were a few cigarettes, some pocket change, and 35 years on an attempted 2nd degree homicide conviction.
6. Had a girl cut my brake lines on my car, didn’t know until we checked the camera from the apartment complex.
Luckily she cut straight through them vs slitting them, when I attempted to crank the car the brake pedal went straight to the floor and I immediately knew something was wrong.