18. When my mother was younger, she was riding in the convertible of a man she had been seeing briefly. At a red light, he pulled a ring box out of his jacket, tossed it across to her casually, and told her he’d marry her if she lost twenty pounds.
She didn’t marry him.
19. Writing it out in gasoline and lighting the gas on fire.
20. Ethan from H3H3 put the ring in a thing of baby wipes and asked his gf to get him a baby wipe while he was taking a shit.
21. A guy changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “engaged”. When his girlfriend called him to ask about it he responded: “well, what do you say?”
SHE. ACTUALLY. MARRIED. HIM.