43. The girl got impatient. Finally she decides to take the initiative. She left a card on the dining room table that says “Will you marry me?”
He sat down, looked at it, looked at her, looked at it, opened it, read it, set it down, and started eating. She is obviously about to jump out of her skin. Finally she says “So what do you think?”
He says “Where the hell is my ring?”
They’ve been married for 16 years and have two adorable kids.
44. My ex lied that he was going to get deported. Gave me a ring that “was his grandmother’s” Which was missing a bunch of stones and not resized.