19. Me coming to after getting wisdom teeth out:
“So how long until the anesthetic kicks in?”
“Oh, your surgery is already done.”
“Already? Man that was fast.”
“It’s been two hours.”
“WOAH, DID I JUST TIME-TRAVEL?!”
20. Before my emergency appendectomy and right as they wheeled me away, I grabbed my husband and said (very loudly): “Don’t forget to tell them our backup plan. If this shit goes south, I want my legs and arms removed so you can carry me around in a backpack.” The student doctor accidentally wheeled me into the wall cause he was laughing so hard.