6. Happened today. Patient has a broken ankle fixed and was coming out of anesthesia when he was being wheeled out. The anesthesiologist accidentally hit the door frame on the way out.
Patient: Did you just do surgery on my leg?
Anesthesiologist: Yes you had surgery and are waking up from it.
Patient: Then why are you running into things?
7. Colonoscopy. Very prim and proper lady under sedation.
As the scope was introduced, she exclaimed, “Oooh! Darling you said you wouldn’t do that anymore.”