44. I had surgery last week for the first time. Apparently, right after they gave me the drugs I started talking about how cute my boyfriend’s butt is. I was telling this to 3 male doctors.
45. After one of my dads (many) hand surgeries, he was being a little too frisky with one of the nurses, so she came in the room to check on him and loudly pronounced that the sex change operation was a resounding success.
Without missing a beat, while looking terrified, pops reached down and counted “1….2…3….yep all still there.”
I’ve never seen a medical professional lose it like that before or since.