The 60 Most HILARIOUS Things Patients Have Said While Under Anesthesia

The 60 Most HILARIOUS Things Patients Have Said While Under Anesthesia

These hilarious stories from Ask Reddit are going to have you chuckling at your phone.

24. I’m an anesthesiologist. I was recently taking care of a 17 year old kid and he looks at me and says, “Dude, I am high as fuck.” They almost never remember it afterward.

25. When I woke up from surgery, the doctors asked if I wanted anything to eat.

“You got those crackers that come in packs of six with the cheese?”

“No, we don’t have those.”

“Aw fuck man, that’s bullshit.”

“We have the peanut butter ones, though.”

“AH, YEAH, BITCHIN’!”

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