50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

19. You know, beached whales usually die on the shore. I’m surprised you made it this far inland.

20. If you were in a sandbox, my cat would try to bury you.

21. You murdered the conversation/joke so well that vultures already flock to the stink.

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