50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

13. Your mind is screwier than a duck’s penis.

14. You’re doing an amazing job of showing up turtles. They can only breath out their ass, you can have a whole conversation.

15. You have the same amount of chins that a cow has stomachs.

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