50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

10. An opossum sleeps 18 hours of the day and still manages to be less of a waste of time than you.

11. You fuck like a Panda.

12. Some people say the Cheetah is the fastest animal. Some say it is the Peregrine Falcon. But every girl I know say it is you in the bedroom.

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