50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

7. I’ve seen ostriches with better calves than you.

8. It’s a common misconception that moths are attracted to light. Moths navigate by light and they’re perpetually confused by artificial light; people are attracted to your gaudiness, they’ll orbit around you as if they’re enthralled. But like the moth’s perspective, you only look pretty from a distance.

9. The Mayfly has a lifespan of just 24 hours. I never thought I could envy them, until I met you.

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