50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

4. The fact that jellyfish have survived for 600 million year without a brain gives you hope.

5. Female dragon flies will pretend to be dead in order to avoid unwanted male advances, I bet you can relate, huh?

6. A blue whales penis is 12 inches in diameter and 10 feet long making it the worlds second largest dick, after you!

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