50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

47. The average elephant new born weighs around 200-250 pounds, making them one of the biggest babies on earth right after your bitch ass.

48. Norway knighted a penguin, what have you done with your life?

49. A female hyena probably has a bigger dick that you.

50. I can’t trust a thing you say, you’ve got more faces than Wombat crap. TC mark

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