50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

44. You’re like a possum, you look horrifying but at the end of the day you’re a pussy who will play dead when push comes to shove.

45. You spread your opinion like a Hippopotamus does its dung. However, your opinion is far less pleasant.

46. Not even a dog would love you.

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