50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

41. And here I thought the platypus was the only duck faced, poisonous mammal.

42. The average length of a Gorilla’s erect penis is less than 3/4 of the length of your thumb, they impress potential mates with their muscular mass unlike other primates; i can finally understand why you spend so much time in the gym now.

43. You spread more shit than a hippo’s tail.


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