50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument
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50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

32. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

33. You are dumber and more syphilitic than a koala.

34. Chameleons developed camouflage to hide from prey is a common misconception. They actually saw your face and needed to hide from that abomination.

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