50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

Borrow these jokes from Ask Reddit when you need a good insult for your friends.

1. Sloths spend 90% of their lives motionless, which means they are slightly more productive than you.

2. Mosquitos are as insignificant and unimportant as you but at least people notice when they’re around.

3. Female praying mantises often eat the head of the male after sex. It must be reassuring to know if you were a praying mantis you’d live to a ripe old age. 

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