43. Gave her a chocolate bar with the golden ticket to go out with me… I got denied.
44. This girl I really likes ages ago didn’t really know who I was. I gave her a Wii for her birthday and it was probably the creepiest thing ever to her. I thought it was a sure fire way to win her heart, get married and all that Disney crap.
45. Moved across the country to go to a university near her. She dumped me 4 weeks later. PS – my life turned out great as a result of my decision to attend this school so it has a happy ending.