16. “(Loving) Relationships are difficult and you have to put in a lot of effort every moment to make them work.”
Many years stressing out in a terrible relationship thinking I just wasn’t working hard enough.
Nope. If it’s hard, you’re wrong for each other. Sorry.
17. “If you’re trying to get over someone, find a new person to sleep with.”
Warning side effects include: guilt, regret, hopelessness.
18. “If you don’t know what to take at University, just take whatever interests you!”
That’s a lot of time and money I am never getting back.