26. The economy is growing but our paychecks are not.
Economists will tell you that wages generally increase with productivity – that you’re paid in line with the value of what you do.
27. We’re not depressed because we’re weak, we’re depressed because the world is literally shit.
28. When you see me sitting on the bus staring at my phone, rather than reading the paper or talking to my friend, don’t be disappointed, because I’m very likely doing that exact thing, but through the magic of technology.