1. Would you rather have all the songs be sung by Nickelback, or all the movies be starring Nicholas Cage?
2. Would you rather be on death row for a crime you didn’t commit, and the most important person in your life is free but they committed the crime?
Be free, but the most important person in your life is on death row for a crime you committed?
3. Would you rather have everyone twice your age and older talk like an adult from Charlie Brown or everyone half your age and younger talk like a minion?