1. When I was a kid my mom took me for a photoshoot, then a month later I was on a pamphlet that said, “Millions of children don’t have homes, adopt one today.”
2. I’m in the header of my university’s grad school application. Whenever someone posts a screenshot of their acceptance email, Facebook facial recognition asks if I want to tag myself.
3. I ended up finding myself on one of those “Now Hiring” posts on Facebook… for a company I was trying to get hired at.