50 Weird AF Ways Men Try To Assert Dominance (As Told By Men)

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Ask Reddit knows how ridiculous some men can act when they want to appear tough.

1. I hear a lot of dudes that brag about how many hours they work in a day or week. Guys that are like “yeah I worked 20 out of 24 hours yesterday and only got 2 hours of sleep”.

Like… sorry that you have poor work/life balance and time management skills? How are you expecting me to react?

2. Make fun of the way I take my coffee.

I hate the toxic shit where unless you drink it black, you’re not a real man.

Like BITCH I’LL DRINK IT HOW EVER I DAMN WELL LIKE!

3. Pee super forcefully directly into the water, so that the lesser males know how powerful my stream is.