39. Threatened to beat me up if I so much as look at his girlfriend again. His girlfriend was my sister.
I maintained eye contact whilst laughing, as she dumped him on the spot.
40. In college, I got into an elevator and was followed in by a younger guy I didn’t know. He eyed my (pretty standard in every way) backpack and said “My backpack is way bigger than yours.”
Fair enough, he had a military, jumbo pack. Could’ve easily gone on a hike/camp with it. I smiled and agreed, but he kept talking about how much bigger his was and how he couldn’t fit anything into one like mine.
“Weird flex” as the kids say.