32. Was at a party and was given the task of handing out beers to people. This guy flipped a shit, screaming saying he only drink REAL beer.
Dude, it was cold and free, that is the best beer there is.
33. The guys that start a lot of their sentences with “Only real men…”.
We were drinking in a pub and after seeing I was drinking Guinness had to attest that “Only real men drink whiskey”.
34. A friend of mine would be obsessed about making sure his voice sounded deep enough when talking to others.