50 Weird AF Ways Men Try To Assert Dominance (As Told By Men)

50 Weird AF Ways Men Try To Assert Dominance (As Told By Men)

Ask Reddit knows how ridiculous some men can act when they want to appear tough.

1. I hear a lot of dudes that brag about how many hours they work in a day or week. Guys that are like “yeah I worked 20 out of 24 hours yesterday and only got 2 hours of sleep”.

Like… sorry that you have poor work/life balance and time management skills? How are you expecting me to react?

2. Make fun of the way I take my coffee.

I hate the toxic shit where unless you drink it black, you’re not a real man.

Like BITCH I’LL DRINK IT HOW EVER I DAMN WELL LIKE!

3. Pee super forcefully directly into the water, so that the lesser males know how powerful my stream is. 

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