6. “Daddy, can you get me this game called the Sims?”
“Sure, surprised you’ve heard of it…”
“Oh yeah, Suzy says it’s so much more satisfying killing people instead of the pigs I kill in Minecraft.”
“Is your main reason for playing video games so you can kill things?”
“Well, keeps me from doing it in real life, so I don’t see the problem with that.”
Then she winked at me.
I still don’t know if she was just fucking with me.
7. One time my son (seven years old) was playing in the back yard and he said he was hungry so I went to make a sandwich for him. when I came back he was holding a frog he had just killed and ate it.