31. My son will be playing goat sim and I’ll hear him say, “I’m beating up my wife,” as he is head butting another goat.
32. Today my 4 year old told me that only the whores wear glitter.
33. My 1.5 yo is a biter. Her literally runs at me baring his teeth trying to bite me.
34. When my son was 6 months old he had a nasty virus that he gave to me. It was night number two of no sleep and he was crying inconsolably while I tried to rock him to sleep. I was so exhausted and miserable that I started sobbing too. He stopped crying, looked at me, and laughed. My first thought was “Oh good, I’m raising a maniac”. At least he stopped crying.