28. My six yo daughter told me to shave that thing off, my goatee. Couple days later I did, I asked her, “Do you like it?” She makes a bit of a face and says, “No I didn’t know your chin was so small.”
29. In first grade my son put his dick through the cracks of the bathroom stall door at his school. Every time a kid walked past he would yell “LOOK AT MY PENIS”. Imagine receiving this call from the school principal. He was in a small private school. So very humiliating.
30. I was the monster.
When I was 5 or 6, I was looking out of the window on the second storey, watching the rain pour down and the streets flood up. My paternal aunt was with me at that time. I told her that when I grow up, I would push my father into an open manhole so that he’d fall.
Fast forward to present, I no longer am a monster. I helped my father put my two youngest siblings through college, and would assist him on his personal projects, like building his garage.