22. My kids were talking and my 8 year old turned to the 4 year old and said “If I had to choose between me dying and you dying, I would choose me.”
Without even thinking about it the youngest replied “I would choose you too.”
23. When one pulled a knife on the other one.
24. We took our son Red Lobster. He was 5 at the time. He waved to try lobster and liked it, and my wife and I were glad he was being an adventurous eater.
On the way out, he went over to the lobster tank, tapped on the glass, and manically cackled, “I’ll eat you next time!”