16. “Pinch Me and Poke Me went down to the lake. If Pinch Me drowned, who was safe?”
Kid says, “Poke Me.”
Dad moves in for the tummy poke.
17. “Do you have holes in your socks?” No. “Then how to you put them on?”
I knew it was a lost cause when my then-6-yr-old son asked our cashier this at the grocery store.