70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen.

6. My Dad’s Chinese and anytime he shows someone how to do something easier, he says, “Ancient Chinese secret.”

7. Me: “What’s the movie about?”

Dad: “About two and a half hours. HAAA!”

8. Someone says they’re going to go take a shower.

My dad’s response: “Be sure to put it back when you’re done!”

As far as I know, he’s used this for 30+ years and probably won’t stop until he’s worm food.

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