44. Dad here. I won’t let go of the New Year’s jokes.
“Happy New Year! Wow, I’m so tired. I haven’t slept all year!”
The next morning
“Everyone’s probably very hungry. We haven’t eaten all year.”
“Time for a shower, kids! You haven’t bathed all year!”
Repeat until my wife and kids yell for me to stop. Then repeat two more times.
45. “Are you cold? Go in the corner, it’s 90°!”