70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen.

37. Every time we get Chinese food, my dad opens the fortune cookie and reads “Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!”

38. So many, and most of them he inherited from my grandfather. A few that come right to mind…

When opening a present after removing the wrapping paper: “A box! Just what I always wanted!”

Whenever halibut is listed on the menu: “I may order this just for the halibut!”

Whenever someone blows their nose: “You think it’s a cold, but it’s snot.”

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