70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen.

35. If anyone says “I’m hungry”, he goes “hi, I’m Cliff, drop over some time!”. My mom confirms he’s done this since before he was a dad.

Also, every time he calls me ever since I’ve had my own phone/cellphone, he always breathes heavily and goes “I am your father” when I pick up.

36. Oh, GOD. Whenever we were on a road trip, whenever we asked how long it was until we reached our destination, the answer was “Three quarters of an hour”.

I hated it.

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