35. If anyone says “I’m hungry”, he goes “hi, I’m Cliff, drop over some time!”. My mom confirms he’s done this since before he was a dad.
Also, every time he calls me ever since I’ve had my own phone/cellphone, he always breathes heavily and goes “I am your father” when I pick up.
36. Oh, GOD. Whenever we were on a road trip, whenever we asked how long it was until we reached our destination, the answer was “Three quarters of an hour”.
I hated it.