70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen.

30. It’s not really a joke, but he ends almost every encounter with, “See you when the Cubs win the pennant.”

They did it, Dad. They won the fucking pennant. Just move on.

31. Me: “You know that one president that oversaw the construction of the Panama Canal?”

Dad: “Teddy Roosevelt?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Dad: “Never heard of him.”

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