43. Sober weekends.
10 years ago I was in my early 20s would have never went a whole weekend without partying. Now the idea of partying all weekend sounds horrible. I’m still down for the occasional night out, but getting brownout drunk every single Friday and Saturday is about as appealing as rubbing my nuts on a cheese grater.
44. Over the years I have switched from a boobs-guy to a boobs and ass-guy.