41 People Share Their “Crazy Ex” Stories That Will Blow Your Mind

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23. Ah, the ol fake-a-pregnancy trick. Gets ’em every…time?

Called me and told me we need to speak, right now. Uh oh. So I dropped what I was doing and came over, and she dropped a bombshell on me: She was pregnant. Then, after the most stressful half hour of my life, she told me she wasn’t actually pregnant and just wanted to see what I would do if she was. I noped out of that relationship immediately, by which I mean I continued seeing her for another month, because sticking your dick in crazy is still fun.

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