Sarah is really ditzy, but also usually pleasant and really hot. Sara is too, but not quite as ditzy. Something about that “h”, I guess.
Catherine, Katherine, or any derivative thereof (Kate, Katie, Cat, Cathy) is fucking crazy. I’ve dated one of each—with a C and with a K—and each is more fucking insane than the other.
Max is quirky, nerdy, and probably a little awkward.
If your name is Liam you seriously just need to stop.