85 People On What You Can Tell About Someone’s Personality Just By Their First Name

27.

I used to work in tech support.

It seems to me that anyone with the first name “Chase” is usually the type of idiot that makes you question whether it is a prank call.

NO, SIR, THE VIDEO CARD WILL NOT FIT IN YOUR LAPTOP!

28.

Erin is usually pretty chill.

Brittany is a fucking slut.

Megan 1 step classier than Brittany, still a slut.

Chad truly is a douche.

Danny is a pretty relaxed, well rounded individual.

Scott is an incredibly average white male who wears glasses more than half of the time. There is nothing unique about him.

Alex is unknowingly very good at most things he tries.

Brett/Brent/Brandon is an intellectual, conceited stoner who happens to play baseball.

Jeffrey is really fun to get drunk with.

Tommy/Timmy will always have a baby face.

Heather/Hillary will never be a shade darker than albino and is always cheery

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