58 Girls Describe The Worst Hookup They Ever Had (So You Don’t Make The Same Mistake)

1. Seizing the moment.

I was having sex with a new boyfriend for the first time. I had a seizure.

He didn’t realize what was happening at first and finished.

To be fair, I hadn’t had a seizure in years and he didn’t know I had epilepsy.

2. Two full inches.

This guy I worked with was always bragging about how good he was and how big his dick was.

We were getting naked and no joke, it was maybe 2 inches fully erect.

To top it off, he broke down crying because he apparently had a girlfriend and couldn’t believe he just cheated on her…

I ended up having to call her to come get him.

3. “I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!”

He confessed eternal love to my vagina and then yelled “YEAH! I’M RICK JAMES BITCH!!” when he climaxed. He’s a white guy who dresses like slim shady and thinks he’s a cowboy. It was also jack rabbit sex so it was extra terrible and hard on my back.

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