18. I have thought about having sex with all of my female friends. Doesn’t even mean I want to, but I’ve thought about it for sure.
19. If you want something to happen between us, you gotta meet us half way. If we’re not making a move, we are probably doing our best to not fuck it up.
20. Ladies, you need to slap us across the face and yell “Fuck me now” at the top of your lungs in order for us to get a hint.