4. When we want to be alone, it’s not that we don’t want to be around you, it’s that we don’t want to be around anyone for a bit.
5. Your chances of getting what you want out of us are infinitely higher if you tell us directly.
6. If you compliment my appearance I will probably remember forever.
I still remember when a girl in college told me I look nice with my beard when I first grew it out. I’ve had a beard ever since…