35. We ‘manspread’ because our balls are being squished and it is REALLY uncomfortable.
36. Just because you’re my girlfriend, that don’t mean I don’t ever jack off when you ain’t around.
37. It’s not that we can’t take hints; we are just afraid of looking too far into something. If someone is flirting with me I have the dilemma of “is she actually into me or is this just how her personality is?”